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Fleet Inspection List
7311 637 907 1073 637
Unit 10:00A.M. Sunday
2xT1
£20
Food & Dirnk for minibus
Working rig
Get there in civis'
Washing kit
Sleeping bag
Pyjama
Knife
Fork
Spoon
Cup







£20-£50
this is the exact quote copied from one of myfriends:
Note Book-ishness Typed object bob thingy
from the INCREDULOUSLY CRIMINALLY INSANE AWESOMELY HYPER MEGA AWESOME SUPERNESS HAPPY TIMES

to this day i still haven't had the courage to do the second line i was going to but as usual went silent.
(again in the language of randomness on line 2) this line was scribbled out in the book and i had and still do have an obsession of writing it (but nearly always scribble it out)
however it still remains in ye old book of death, pain, torture, annhilation, and purgery (which i got from portugal and used to have a burn stain in and this book only just held my sanity together; he is also a close friend of Note Book-ishness Typed object bob thingy)


and yes i do have a habit/obsession of naming my posessions:
my calculator: ulatorcal
my laptop: patlop
my printer: rintep
my mp3 player: MPQ
my phone: ye old fone of deth
my 1st book: Note Book-ishness Typed object bob thingy
my 2nd book: old book of death, pain, torture, annhilation, and purgery
my ps2: PSQ
my xbox: QBOX
my xbox 360: QBOX 720
when i get my first motorised vehicle: ye old truck of deth
when i get MPQ's brother: MPQ 2
my folder: ye old folder of pain
my D.V.D. case: ye old case of deth
my games case: silver case of deth
my external hard drive: ye old hard drive of deth
my mouse: semou
my external sub hub: ye old bus of hubness typed object of deth & pain 2.0
my second folder: ye old folder of pain 2
my 3rd folder: ye old folder of deth
my tools: instruments of torture, pain, demise, suffering, death, destruction, pestilence, and pleasure
my draws: crayola tower of deth
my wireless tinternet router: retou
i may update this at a later date
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sh-artistry's avatar
Wow, what an interesting catalog of personal labels... some seemed a tad morbid! ^^;

But, I do believe that we all do have our eccentricities- which make us unique human beings! :)